itslovatoss: OH OH OH I REALLY DONT CARE
pizza: when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
pinkisthenewscarlet: i-spooky-like-fedex: skellagirl: parallelsea: October OCTOber it’s the 8th month I cracked the code October is the 10th month though It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus we should totally just stab caesar
When attractive people make ugly faces it just...
laugh-addict: But when I make an ugly face it’s like:
adamusprime: i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
frozenfoods: [esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
kawaiians: I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM
mom: hey can i borrow your compu-
me: *swallows laptop*
me: what computer